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My granny while on her death bed
She turned and said to me "Why must you view life so morbidly?
I tried to teach you right but somewhere I went wrong
'Cuz you sang those Death death devil devil evil evil songs"
When six pallbearers put her down and laid her body in the ground
My eyes were wet my face was very long
The pastor said "Son here you are won't you please take this guitar
Sing dearly departed Granny one last song"
And I sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
Well I went down to church on Sunday I sat up front in a pew
The priest said "Jesus and Mary too son what the devils got into you?
Get up and sing a hymn or two"
And I sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
I was invited to the White House the president pulled me aside
He said "Son sing us a song of peace for those evil doers in the Middle East"
I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme
And I sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
Well then I died and went to Hell
I could tell right away by the awful smell
That this was clearly not the pearly gates
The devil said "Come here young man my wife and I are your biggest fans!!"